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A Conversation with Joe Rogan on myspace.
Current mood: Ready to kick Joe Rogan’s faggot ass...
Category: Ready to kick Joe Rogan’s faggot ass... ----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:19 PM
When are you going to step up to the plate and fight me Rogaine!
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:21 PM
Dude, please stop with these fucking things. I'm embarrassed for you.
Go take a yoga class and get on some meds.
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From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:27 PM
Being raised in a Hindu Cult I'm familiar with yoga and meditation partaking in both practices often...
As far as the challenge goes are you bowing down and giving me the title as the toughest comedian?
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:31 PM
I've seen your clip on your site, and calling yourself a comedian is QUITE a stretch.
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From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:41 PM
Joe Rogan you may think you're funnier than me...
and maybe you are...
Joe Rogan you may think your better looking and smarter than me...
and you probably are...
but Joe Rogan you are not tougher than me not even in your wildest dreams...
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Aug 9, 2007 1:57 PM
Well, you've got to be able to take a beating to deal with the emotional pounding you must be taking everytime you try to make an audience laugh.
Kudos to you, lesser men would have quit from the shame years ago.
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From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 9, 2007 9:42 PM
You keep avoiding the point, pop culture deems you the toughest comedian. Being a punk I never cared much for pop culture, I left it along time ago in the hands of homosexuals like youself. You don't think I'm funny and I don't really give a fuck, my only mission is to prove that you are just an everyday Joe. You may decorate yourself with fancy belts and train with real fighters, but that doesn't make you a real fighter...
Dealing with a mid-life crisis some guys buy fancy cars, date chicks half their age, get tatoos, talk about being tough; sound familiar old man...
Time to step aside and realize the toughest comedian in the game is Jonathan Gregory, not old man Joe Rogaine. If you think differen't then step up to the muther fucking plate. We can set a date, strap on some boxing gloves and test your stand-up. You can make another little fighting video this time showing your pathetic stand-up skills. Lets set it up tough guy...
You have been called out it's your move, I understand if you don't except just remember the word will be spread that you pussed out...
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From: Joe Rogan
Date: Aug 9, 2007 10:00 PM
Well, silly... that's because "pop culture" has no idea who the fuck you are. Go get famous and then come to my gym and I would be more than happy to choke you unconscious.
Until then, try and focus on some more positive shit, like writing jokes and being a nice guy. Trust me, it'll be better for you and everyone else you come in contact with.
Best of luck to you.
Joe
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From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 9, 2007 10:02 PM
You still don't get it do you Joe...
or Joe Rogan myspace writer either way it goes I do me and you be a fag...
I still and always will do comedy and I still and always will be able to kick your ass we can make this fight any way you want, so if this is a writer you better ask Joe before you get his ass kicked. It's in your muther fucking court buddy, I'm a fucking comedian like it or not, I hate most comedians so I'm sure if we met I would hate you to. Set the fucking date set the fucking rules and will do this shit, and fuck your muther fucking positive fucking energy muther fucker... ----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Aug 10, 2007 1:00 AM
I love you, and I must admit I love sucking cock. -----------------Original Message----------------- From: Jonathan Gregory
Date: Aug 10, 2007 11:12 AM
I had a great time this morning celebrating my victory. I had the Sound of Music playing in the background as I shit on your 8X10. It's great to see you finally came to your senses, I'm taking your "I love you" statement as a cowardly retreat. It's worth the trouble in your case not to take me up for a fight, the end result wouldn't be pretty for you regardless of what plastic surgery can do...
So Jonathan Gregory remains the Toughest Comedian in the game forcing Joe Rogan to tuck tail and run to Hollywood protecting his squirting vagina...
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